You've just downloaded a virus! I mean, right BEFORE
you checked my away message...
Making an
offering to the porcelain god. I guess Jesus was probably white after all.
Somebody
told me to change my away message so I did.
You missed
me, next time AIM better.
Living
vicariously through myself. Leave a message.
This space
for rent.
Please
excuse %n from all strenuous activities related to AOL INSTANT MESSENGER today, %d.
He has an ear infection.
Thanks,
(Forged signature)
AOL Parental Control
Repetition
is a sign of stupidity! Repetition is a sign of stupidity! Repetition is a sign of
stupidity! Repetition is a sign of stupidity! Repetition is a....what was I saying, again?
Hey whatsup? I'm out drinking beer and getting stoned. (Oh hey Mom, don't worry I let my
roommate borrow my screenname today.)
We’re sorry, the away message you’ve reached is no longer in service. It seems
AOL has extended the reliability of its software to include connection to Instant
Messenger. Please reboot and IM again. Thank you.
Let's discuss right and left. You're right, I left.
Hello, you have reached %n's away message. Your message will be answered in the order in
which it was received. Your message is number 1,645,845. Please hold, your message IS very
important to me.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, they both had a quarter. Jill came down with fifty cents.
Think they went for water?
This is %n. I am not....excuse me a moment, please.
'Put your sister down. PUT YOUR SISTER DOWN!' [Window breaks]
Great! What a mess. I'll have to get back to you later, I really hate babysitting. |
