You can't test me, you can only hope to grade me.
Finals are
like blow jobs - they're hard, they suck and you never want to do it again.
If I were a
statistics exam, I would calculate the odds of people failing the hell out of me, then I
would say, "Nice curves."
If I were a business exam, I would write myself off.
If I were a chemistry exam, I would eliminate the element of surprise.
If I were an economics exam, I would explain to the professor the opportunity cost of
spending extra time making the exam any harder when he would still get paid the same
either way.
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