Bathroom...be back later. Much, much later.
You're gonna have to hold it because I can't.
Doctors say
that it is good for us to drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. Unfortunately it has its
consequences.
Getting my
crap on....(THE FLOOR!)
Hey get out
of this away message, I'm taking a shower! Pervert!!
Crap. I
gotta crap.
Showering…Australian for beer.
They say if you eat enough chocolate your crap will turn brown. I’ll be the
judge of that.
I bet George Washington is up in heaven right now saying, “What the hell are you
doing in the shower son?” Well I don’t care! I need to be clean okay!
You’re not my dad!
I’m peeing in my pants. I don’t know why I chose to write that in an away
message though…
I’m taking a crap but I'm out of toilet paper. Funny how I had the foresight to
write that in this away message, yet still did nothing about it.
I'd love to chat but currently a log of shit is rolling out of my body and into its watery
haven. That's right, I'm in the shower.
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